(Source: timomundson)

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(Source: babyknope)

mikikoponczeck:

Height difference. :> Christmas gift for my dearest Endling.
mikikoponczeck:

Height difference. :> Christmas gift for my dearest Endling.
mikikoponczeck:

Height difference. :> Christmas gift for my dearest Endling.

mikikoponczeck:

Height difference. :> Christmas gift for my dearest Endling.

casualbutthole:

if youre having a bad day just watch this

(Source: wesleysnopes)

heygav:

Fruit Ninja Training

i love how he doesn’t even freak, just like pffft yeah im gavin bitch of course i can catch a pineapple with chopsticks fuck you

(Source: sangorox)

madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out
actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

(Source: lolcuteanimals)

jessiphia:

cassimuffin:

FORESHADOWING

the one about cars tho nigga is u srs

(Source: cracked.com)

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"